• ChihuahuaOfDoom
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    1 year ago

    Walking around with shit in my boots rubbing against my legs would drive me crazy. (Edited for clarity, my nuts are self driving)

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    1 year ago

    Ok, but like statistically, most of them folk would be unable to get the gun (or the sauce) out of their boots when not at least sitting down.

    Then again, sitting whilst eating eggs is customary, and if they misbehave, well, use case confirmed.

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      1 year ago

      Maybe it’s just an elaborate bottle opener for when that stubborn cap isn’t bloody cooperating

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        1 year ago

        … not that the stubborn cap wouldn’t get shot at first … (with a regular gun, or with an elaborate gun disguised as a bottle opener)

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    Yeah I put Tabasco sauce on my eggs. Too bad if that makes you think I am absolutely unhinged. I don’t care, but glad you noticed. This is a good 2500 on the Scoville scale, you know. I would say that it’s equivalent to being hit in the balls by a Canyonero driven by a rabid scorpion. But I don’t mind it. In fact I also put some on my pizzas, that’s how easy it is for me. Did I mention that I have a gun? Yes I am heterosexual, very much so.

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      11 months ago

      I wouldn’t say it’s disgusting. For me it is just hot without really any other interesting flavour.

  • thehatfox
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    1 year ago

    “There’s a snake gun in my boot!”