• @jettrscga
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    101 month ago

    Does that mean Jesus had a hotter summer?

    There’s a movie in here somewhere.

    • Doug HollandOPM
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      51 month ago

      Keanu Reeves as Hot Jesus?

      • @Death_Equity
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        31 month ago

        Haven’t you seen all the little dudes on necklaces and in solemn architecture? Jesus is cut like granite with a glorious head of hair. We need Ryan Reynolds in a wig to play Jesus. Nobody has done a sarcastic Jesus, just the breath of fresh air the character needs to speak to today’s youth. A marketable Jesus to gen z needs to be edgy and topical, no cap. Reynolds is the Jesus we need to bring up the slump in collection plate revenue faith.

  • @[email protected]
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    11 month ago

    … yup …… that summer of 0023 …. I dont remember it myself but people still talk about it. You could fry an egg on the pavement, that’s what they said.