• themeatbridge
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    546 months ago

    Why do reptilian humanoids always have boobs? Reptiles aren’t mammals.

    • @Sanctus
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      636 months ago

      We’ve been over this, its an adaptation to aide in the subjugation of human beings. They found the least hated thing on the planet and are leveraging that to control us.

      • themeatbridge
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        186 months ago

        Can’t argue with that. Thanks for explaining it.

      • @[email protected]
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        16 months ago

        … just thinking about how slightly different evolution & natural selection could have resulted in bipedal wolves–>dogs with massive bazzongas.

        Or maybe at some point we get zucchinis, that have tits.

        Cats would still remain cats bcs they are already perfect.

    • @SpaceNoodle
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      176 months ago

      How else will hot naga chicks make snilk?

    • @TropicalDingdong
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      106 months ago

      idk. I take the same issue with all the hentai bird people stuff too.

      Birds don’t have tits.

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          Look I’m not saying you can’t go airtight on bird hentai, but they shouldn’t be spewing milk.

          Its all about the suspension of disbelief. How the hell do you expect me to get going with this level of anatomical misrepresentation?

              • @Dasus
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                26 months ago

                You’re ranting about furry hentai to someone who made a joke about there being a bird species which is called “tit”.

                You wooshed. Hard.

      • @Wogi
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        76 months ago

        And only one hole

      • Norgur
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        46 months ago

        Every pair of tits reduces the amount of men willing to rise up. It’s genetic engineering for sexual warfare.

    • Blyfh
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      76 months ago

      Reptiles also aren’t humanoid. This is just a form of abstraction that you have to accept. Otherwise their whole existence doesn’t make sense

    • @[email protected]
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      66 months ago

      And they never have nipples!

      I’m guessing they are implants intended to seduce the people least likely to be believed if they complain about our reptilian overlords.

    • dropcase
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      76 months ago

      Madame Vastra would like a word

  • Blackout
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    106 months ago

    Whatever you do DO NOT walk to the Denver International Airport. That giant bronco statue in the front will come alive and harass you all the way to your gate!

  • @TheControlled
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    96 months ago

    “How did you evolve mammaries? Does that mean you don’t lay your eggs? How long does it take your children to mature? Do you nurture them the whole time or less than that? If you and I had sex, do you expect pleasure or just fertilization?”

    • @Rodrios
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      76 months ago

      She evolved boobs for the same reason the angler fish evolved that little light in front of its mouth: to entice prey.

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        That could be cool. What would also be cool, in the same vein is if it was mimicry/imitation. Like if you got up close you’d realize the boobs were an optical illusion on top of some kind of scale protrusion. In fact most of her was mimicry and she just was a big ass lizard. And not even female lol.

        What I’m trying to say is that I love the Guillermo del Toro creature feature Mimic.

  • @paddirn
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    86 months ago

    She may be cold-blooded, but it’s making my blood pump hot in some places (I’m referring to my penis).

  • @Rolando
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    56 months ago

    Don’t reptiles reproduce by laying eggs that the males then fertilize? So what you’re really thinking of doing is… uh…

  • @MyFairJulia
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    46 months ago

    Never knew Madame Vastra had OnlyFans