• Flying Squid
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    466 months ago

    So he’s a real life Rob Liefeld Captain America?

    (Minus the muscle, obviously.)

      • Flying Squid
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        106 months ago

        Not my image. Just the first one I found in an image search. I’m sure if you want to see tiny Captain America penis, you can find it though.

    • Psaldorn
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      86 months ago

      Exactly what I thought! Only now I’m conflicted because I used to think that cover was an awful understanding on anatomy.

      Now… I wonder if he just had musk relatives as case studies.

        • Flying Squid
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          136 months ago

          Note that, if he were to move his arms, the rest of his torso wouldn’t look like Cap’s.

        • NoSpiritAnimal
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          16 months ago

          It looks like Liefeld just decided that everything in this picture is part of Caps right pec.

  • @Coreidan
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    326 months ago

    How is it physically possible to be shaped like this? This is as odd as the zuckerburg leg shot. Bunch of weird assholes.

    • @assembly
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      156 months ago

      Not a doctor but I’ve always felt he looks like he has something called barrel chest. It’s typically associated with emphysema but there are other causes as well. I wonder if he has always been shaped like this or if it’s something that started for him later in life.

    • @BleatingZombie
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      106 months ago

      This is genuinely what HGH without exercise looks like

      • @[email protected]
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        76 months ago

        Yeah he swore he was gonna get swole and then didn’t do the lifting part so he literally just swelled up like a fat tick

    • ThePowerOfGeek
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      156 months ago

      Only because he’s sucking his gut in so hard. Which must be exhausting.

      Go on Elon, relax and let that beer belly hang loose. You’re not fooling anyone.

      • @LemmyKnowsBest
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        -26 months ago

        I didn’t know autistic people cared about outward appearances of their physique. Anyway Elon is on Ozempic now. I wonder how that’s going for him.

    • @LemmyKnowsBest
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      86 months ago

      Yes seriously that picture up there is so old, it was pre-cybertrufk. Someone please update it by trading that person in his chest for a CyberTruck.

  • Cap
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    56 months ago

    Watch as Musk seamlessly blends in with his surroundings. Predators are unable to distinguish his profile from the white yacht with black trim.

  • @ParabolicMotion
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    16 months ago

    I think it’s staph. What does everyone else think?