Its not my fault, you didn’t forward that email chain I sent you so you have to do your 30 years of bad luck.

Bro I feel that.

In the past 2 months my mom died, I broke up with my girlfriend, and my house caught fire.

Like chill, the curse worked.

nevermind you shared your memes, you’re free to go my HUMAN

🪄✨✨

There, magic done. Now you’ll be fine