• @zeppo
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    787 months ago

    Shorting stocks is LIFE

    • @wjrii
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      97 months ago

      Could be a metaphor, you know. Who knows what, or who, Babo’s is encouraging you to bet against.

    • @[email protected]
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      27 months ago

      Oho~, okay, interpreting the spelling error changes the literal meaning of the sign. For some reason I didn’t connect the dots on that one until you pointed it out.

      • @zeppo
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        27 months ago

        I don’t really think it was intentional, but that’s the generous, optimistic interpretation.

  • @[email protected]
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    I try not too get to mad about this kind of mistake. Life is, indeed, two short.

    Edit: Specifically, about “Drink Pepsi”, when “Royal Cola” exists.

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    Maybe the restaurant is infested with investment bankers for whom life is indeed to short. Maybe the sign is a secret handshake to tell other investors they’re welcome in this joint.

    • Midnight Wolf
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      clears throat

      I go on and on, can’t understand why I love Babo’s; must have a superpower ate 225-thousand meals. Get it calculated, do the math, I ate a thousand meals that made me shit my pants. And for the last 300 months I’ve had 16 restaurants put me in the hospital; heart go (paddles charge) bump. Where you get your meals?

      I heard 93 restaurants say no MSG; 2 bypasses and 10 heart stints. And I’m still gon’ yell it every time you see me eatin. What’s my favorite word? FOOD! Why they gotta say it like $hort? FOOD! You know they can’t clean off my plate, can’t hang with the Big Smoke; can’t finish that order.

      Eat at Babo’s

      Eat at Babo’s

      Eat at Babo’s

      Eat at Babo’s

    • @Maalus
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      57 months ago

      To short

  • @w2tpmf
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    157 months ago

    The sign is to short for the other o.

  • @HeyThisIsntTheYMCA
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    147 months ago

    They want you to come in and tell them the sign is wrong. It’s weird advertisement.

  • @bamfic
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    147 months ago

    eat babo’s what? ass?

  • @biofaust
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    137 months ago

    Ok, I will eat babies and drink Pepsi. No wait, there is no ‘i’: I will eat babes and drink Pepsi.

    • Flying SquidOP
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      137 months ago

      The baby eating is fine. The poor grasp of the English language is deplorable.

      • SatansMaggotyCumFart
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        87 months ago

        Drink a Pepsi™ and life will be okay again.

        It’s to bad that the sign proofers didn’t catch it.

        • ThePowerOfGeek
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          67 months ago

          That’s some low-key trolling there.

          I like it.

      • @TunaCowboy
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        47 months ago

        Life is to short to worry about babo’s grammar. Have you tried drinking a pepsi?

      • ThePowerOfGeek
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        37 months ago

        Nah, they are just saying that to live is to short the market.

  • VulKendov
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    107 months ago

    Life is to short as eat is to Babo’s and as drink is to Pepsi

    • @z00s
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      57 months ago

      You are a very, very bad man

  • @[email protected]
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    57 months ago

    No reason to get excited. Babo’s is the name of the owner. They’re not saying to eat baby’s.

    • SanguinePar
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      87 months ago

      It’s the “to” in the line above that’s the problem, I think. Should be “too”.