• @0110010001100010
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    Brought to you by the party of small government*

    *Some restrictions apply

    Also:

    “Thanks to the leadership of Gov. Ron DeSantis, Florida continues to be the freest state in the nation.”

    What in the actual fuck? How does banning things = freedom?

    • @elliot_crane
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      402 months ago

      No, no, you got it all wrong. It’s freedom for bigots to not have “the gay agenda” forcibly foisted upon them. Don’t you see how it could be offensive to and even discriminatory against christofascists to be reminded that non-straight people exist and are human beings too? Idk dude it sounds to me like you just hate small government conservative values ™️ and freedom.

      (/s if it wasn’t obvious)

    • @[email protected]
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      102 months ago

      Wtf, do I have to spell it out? It’s just like how teachers can go to jail for mentioning their same-sex partner. If that doesn’t spell freedumb, I don’t know how else to explain it to you. And tracking pregnancies? How could you get any freer?!

    • Todd Bonzalez
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      42 months ago

      How does banning things = freedom?

      That’s the official Republican definition of freedom now.

      Just like how “Patriots” = “Racist white Boomers”.

      Or how “First Amendment” = “Please let me say the n-word”.

    • @brygphilomena
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      32 months ago

      They’ve mistakenly taken it to mean “freedom from” instead of “freedom to”.

    • @xc2215x
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      12 months ago

      To Ron, homosexuality is not freedom.

  • @nalinna
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    422 months ago

    I no longer have the energy for additional sarcastic remarks regarding this vacuous tool’s culture-war-pageantry.

    • @Jessvj93
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      212 months ago

      Me to every conservative family member I’ve kicked out of my life since 2019.

    • @FordBeeblebrox
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      12 months ago

      Keeping up the ridicule of their bullshit is a Sisyphean effort.

  • @taiyang
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    312 months ago

    Oh no, they’re banning the visible spectrum! Certainly dark days ahead for Florida.

    • @[email protected]
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      122 months ago

      No, they’re just against segregation of the colours, you see.

      It’s replaced with harmonious all white light.

  • BruceTwarzen
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    252 months ago

    We can’t light up a bridge, the political climate is just too rough.

  • @[email protected]
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    192 months ago

    Republicans are NOT Snowflakes but I SWEAR TO JESUS H CHRIST IF I SEE A RAINBOW ON A BRIDGE I’M GOING TO SHOOT UP A SCHOOL WITH MY GOD GIVEN RIGHTS OF CHILD MURDER! PRO LIFE! PROTECT THE KIDS! MORE PRIESTS IN SCHOOLS!

  • @Furbag
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    162 months ago

    “Well boys, we did it. Homosexuality is no more.”

    • Florida Republicans, probably.
  • Shurimal
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    152 months ago

    Well, let’s light 'em bridges up in glorious RGB rainbows anyway, just under the pretense of “PC Gaming Month”, concurrent with a Steam sale of coincidentally LGBT+ themed games🙃

    …And thus a truly cosmic amount of salt shall be generated by both conservatives and g4m3r manchildren🤪

  • Billiam
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    142 months ago

    Well duh- you can’t have a return to the dark ages if you have electric lights, now can you?

  • @ShittyBeatlesFCPres
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    132 months ago

    In fairness, no Florida elected official is proud of who, or more often what, they’re sexually attracted to.

  • @chemical_cutthroat
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    112 months ago

    I’m waiting for desaturation glasses so these fucking whiners can’t even see colors just in case they might line up in something close to ROYGBIV.

  • @Burn_The_Right
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    102 months ago

    Oh, don’t worry. The conservatives still plan to decorate the bridges by hanging gay people from them.

    A plague of conservatism cannot cure itself. The disease must be aggressively fought to be destroyed.

  • @dezmd
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    42 months ago

    Fuck em, let’s do it anyway.

  • @[email protected]
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    12 months ago

    Maybe they should do it just for the sake of not getting ran into by boats. Seems to be a lot of that going around this year…