• Davel23
      link
      fedilink
      186 months ago

      But it’s not in all caps, so it doesn’t count.

    • wander1236
      link
      fedilink
      176 months ago

      No one is going to get that far into the text before giving up

    • @Xaphanos
      link
      26 months ago

      Wow. This one guy I enough to fill this community with lunacy for years.

  • @TexasDrunk
    link
    196 months ago

    Someone buy this man a period, please.

    • radix
      link
      fedilink
      186 months ago

      Bottom surgery hasn’t gotten that far yet, sorry.

  • @CatZoomies
    link
    English
    186 months ago

    Straight from the mouth of the Raving Derelict in The Simpsons.

  • @iluminae
    link
    166 months ago

    Some of these sovcits are trying to solve an imaginary puzzle, this guy is something else.

    Seriously though, these appear to be the thoughts of a mentally unwell person - if you actually have contact with this person OP - make sure someone is in charge of his meds.

    • Diplomjodler
      link
      136 months ago

      Not even ChatGPT can produce verbal diarrhea as quickly.

  • @x4740N
    link
    96 months ago

    I can’t even parse this

  • Flying Squid
    link
    86 months ago

    I gave up trying to parse this after about three lines.

  • @Lemming421
    link
    English
    86 months ago

    This is why full stops and other punctuation marks were invented, people. It’s all that separates us from this sort of word vomit.

  • @Pronell
    link
    66 months ago

    Remove the ‘sovcit’ and that’s a perfectly cromulent title for a poem.

  • @[email protected]
    link
    fedilink
    66 months ago

    you know you’re gonna win the court case when you start telling the judge about your nostrils

  • @shalafi
    link
    English
    46 months ago

    I told 'em! I told 'em! Millenium hand and shrimp! Buggrit! Bugger’m!