• Neato
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    856 months ago

    Broke a damn and flooded and drowned hundreds.

    • @fluxion
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      546 months ago

      Made a recreational sport out of slaughtering as many Orcs as possible

    • @[email protected]
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      236 months ago

      That was arguably a separate faction, although the fellowship did do their best to inspire them to acts of war.

  • @Phegan
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    386 months ago

    One man’s terrorist is another man’s fellowship

  • Melllvar
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    drove a balrog out of its natural habitat

    Akshully, they tried to keep it there. Imprisoned because of its religious beliefs! Killed while attempting escape!

  • rustydomino
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    326 months ago

    Disturbers of the peace.

  • @[email protected]
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    246 months ago

    I think you could make the argument that Orcs are just a bioweapon used to attempt genocide on the races of men.

    • @[email protected]
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      116 months ago

      Ah yes. This unterelven rethoric justifys the slaughtering of millions of orcs on cataclysmic scale

      • @[email protected]
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        36 months ago

        Unironically, yes. They were built for the purpose of war, they must be dismantled like any other unethical weapon. If one of them accidentally develops level of awareness greater than that of a child then maybe put them on trial first, idk. TBH I don’t think they’d even care with the Dark Lord gone, they don’t seem to do well without leadership and just act like extra hungry goblins.

        • @[email protected]
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          26 months ago

          and just act like extra hungry goblins

          Goblins and orcs are the same thing in Tolkien lore

          • @[email protected]
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            36 months ago

            All goblins are orcs but not all orcs are goblins, the Orcs of Misty Mountain are expressly Goblins as they live in places like Goblin Town and are lead by The Great Goblin.

            • @[email protected]
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              46 months ago

              Per the wiki

              A clear illustration that Tolkien considered goblins and orcs to be the same thing, the former word merely being the English translation of the latter, is that in The Hobbit (the only one of Tolkien’s works in which he usually refers to orcs as goblins) Gandalf asks Thorin if he remembers Azog the goblin who killed his grandfather Thror, while in all his other writings Tolkien describes Azog as a “great Orc”.

              • @[email protected]
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                16 months ago

                I believe if we the readers can clearly differentiate two groups then his intentions as the author hardly matter, so I think the only way to decide this argument would be to see if the origins or physiology of the two are actually any different. I could be fuzzy on the topic but I am pretty sure all of the Orcs in Middle Earth during the time of Mordor were shaped by the Dark Lord with exception of Goblins hiding in the mountains who had their own separate society.

                Regardless my statement was that the Orcs without a leader just start acting like overly hungry goblins, which stands even if you think the two terms are the same.

          • @[email protected]
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            36 months ago

            If I call a zombie a rotting extremely hungry man then have I insulted all mankind? Nice reactionary bs, mate.

  • @RunawayFixer
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    236 months ago

    History is written by the victors.

    • shastaxc
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      66 months ago

      Yes, this is the difference between terrorists and freedom fighters.

  • Karyoplasma
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    156 months ago

    They didn’t kill the balrog. Gandalf merely defeated its physical form, but Durin’s Bane is a Maia, an immortal, spiritual being.

    • @feedum_sneedson
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      76 months ago

      Yeah so what’s it doing now, no body, bit annoying?

  • @[email protected]
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    136 months ago

    I’d argue the Balrog was more Durin’s people’s doing. Fellowship pretty much just wandered into a clusterfuck already in progress there.

  • CRUMBGRABBER
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    126 months ago

    Don’t forget that the GDP was on an upword trend with Mordor unemployment at near 0 levels. These jobs were never replaced, and won’t unless we can get some government financing back to ShiningSauron, inc. (IPO coming 4th Age)

    • @[email protected]
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      236 months ago

      “Terrorism is the war of the poor and powerless. War is the terrorism of the rich and powerful.”

      • lad
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        106 months ago

        War is the terrorism of the rich and powerful

        I thought it was the police

  • @RememberTheApollo_
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    96 months ago

    Like a right wing spin on proles trying to live unenslaved lives.

  • @Heavybell
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    66 months ago

    The list of bullet points sound like they’re describing some nations I know of.

  • @glitchdx
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    36 months ago

    you might enjoy The Last Ringbearer by Kirill Yeskov.

    having noticed what sub I’m in, y’all probably already know about it.

    • @[email protected]
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      36 months ago

      Damn, I came to post this. Fun thought experiment of a book, and the ebook is (by necessity) free!