• @Viking_Hippie
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      137 months ago

      You should start a Lemmy community called NotAvocado about things that aren’t avocado. I’d do it myself but I’m too lazy to find out how, let alone moderate it afterwards 😄

      • @ripcord
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        What about a pineapple? Is it an avocado?

        Or a tough one - the Magna Carta?

  • @Plopp
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    467 months ago

    Damn millennial bandits! Send out a warning to all toast manufacturers in the area asap!

    • Diplomjodler
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      147 months ago

      Time to ban avocados. Then those millennials will finally be able to afford houses.

    • @SuckMyWang
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      107 months ago

      My guacamole futures just went through the roof

  • HorreC
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    237 months ago

    But I just got in the 120 tonnes of toast in!!! I need these back!

    • @[email protected]
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      57 months ago

      Your ratios are way off, consider going by volume instead.

      Also: so you have the imported fancy sea salt?

      • HorreC
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        57 months ago

        I figured that each avocado would be good for 3 toasts. And I have people in utah at some lake just trying to dry it out for that rare salt.

  • JanoRis
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    237 months ago

    I might consider watch Fast and Furious again if Fast 11 contained a 40 ton avocado heist. The last one i saw was probably Fast 4

  • dream_weasel
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    157 months ago

    And they will be valuable if they can sell them in the next 4 to 6 hours!

  • @Alexstarfire
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    147 months ago

    … aaaaaaand now they’re all mush.

  • @robocall
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    117 months ago

    I hate that when I think about Mexican avocados I always think about cartels! IDK who is worse, chiquita or cartels!

    • @mrsemi
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      77 months ago

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  • @[email protected]
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    77 months ago

    I’ve played enough Animal Crossing to know that you have to pester two tanukis twice a day about the current going rate for your produce, and absolutely DO NOT keep them for longer than a week!

  • @[email protected]
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    77 months ago

    They’ll probably launder them into real estate; possibly a penthouse in Dubai or a townhouse down the road from Buckingham Palace or something.