• Viking_Hippie
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      10 months ago

      You should start a Lemmy community called NotAvocado about things that aren’t avocado. I’d do it myself but I’m too lazy to find out how, let alone moderate it afterwards 😄

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    10 months ago

    Damn millennial bandits! Send out a warning to all toast manufacturers in the area asap!

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      10 months ago

      Time to ban avocados. Then those millennials will finally be able to afford houses.

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      10 months ago

      My guacamole futures just went through the roof

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        I figured that each avocado would be good for 3 toasts. And I have people in utah at some lake just trying to dry it out for that rare salt.

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    10 months ago

    I might consider watch Fast and Furious again if Fast 11 contained a 40 ton avocado heist. The last one i saw was probably Fast 4

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    10 months ago

    I hate that when I think about Mexican avocados I always think about cartels! IDK who is worse, chiquita or cartels!

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      10 months ago

      Chiquita is a cartel. The list of heinous shit they’re responsible for is absurd.

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    10 months ago

    I’ve played enough Animal Crossing to know that you have to pester two tanukis twice a day about the current going rate for your produce, and absolutely DO NOT keep them for longer than a week!

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    10 months ago

    They’ll probably launder them into real estate; possibly a penthouse in Dubai or a townhouse down the road from Buckingham Palace or something.