fancy text saying: Bro, no one cares about your dick size (mine’s bigger) Just take a shower and maybe ask me if i’m doing anything this weekend. along with a picture of a girl in tracksuit with lots of snacks meow :3

    • @Reddfugee42
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      177 months ago

      Lol everyone knows you didn’t shower

  • @rustyfish
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    197 months ago

    Reminds me of that one greentext when anon went outside and actually met normies for the first time. He was genuinely flabbergasted that they did talk about mundane shit and not about sex and their genitalia.

    Always thought these kind of stories are just trolls having fun. Then I met one of them. Turns out monsters are real.

  • no banana
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    127 months ago

    Unless you’ve got 2, nothing will do.

    • THCDenton
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      27 months ago

      I got one so I guess I’m done.