• Natanael
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    1637 months ago

    The unanimous verdict was the first popular vote he ever won

  • @NegativeLookBehind
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    507 months ago

    I’m so proud of him. He’s mostly a whiny, piss baby bitch, but today, he actually earned something.

  • @llamapants
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    417 months ago

    “Observers note that earning these felony convictions fly in the face of Trump’s long documented history of never lifting a finger to do real work in his 77 years on this planet. Despite subsisting entirely on family wealth and business connections, having his reputation as a shrewd businessman created out of whole cloth by reality TV producers, and clinching the 2016 presidential election with massive help from Russian cyber operations, Trump has finally earned a criminal conviction entirely on his own.”

    Gold.

  • @Sludgehammer
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    47 months ago

    I bet they’ve just been bursting to use this one.