• @MrJameGumb
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    5521 days ago

    Before the age of man there was

    • Kerb
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      the template is normaly showing people before something was invented.

      but BC years are a countdown instead of an incrementing year number.

      so the joke is that 8000 bc is before 7999 bc and the hammer has already been invented

      • @Downcount
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        21 days ago

        Should have been obvious, thanks.

      • @samus12345
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        21 days ago

        Oh, I’m not familiar with the template so I didn’t know that’s what the joke was about.

        • @Lost_My_Mind
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          1621 days ago

          I am ASTOUNDED that in his whole wrestling career he never got covered in paper. Or did a cameo on The Office where Micheal Scott is throwing boxes of paper at him screaming “PAPER BEATS ROCK!!! PAPER BEATS ROCK!!!”

          • @ummthatguy
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            921 days ago

            It’s a weird stipulation in his contracts that he never be seen “losing,” vain as it may be.

            • @[email protected]
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              521 days ago

              Iirc Vin diesel is a similar little bitch, which led to them clashing on set during the car movies

              • @ummthatguy
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                521 days ago

                Two Hollywood “Alphas” on the same set. All you can do is grab some popcorn, sit back, and watch the fireworks.

              • @[email protected]
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                I used to always confuse vin diesel and the rock when I was younger because they are both bald dudes

            • @[email protected]
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              221 days ago

              You would think someone that’s spent so much of his life in entertainment would understand the basics of story telling.

    • @surewhynotlem
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      1321 days ago

      The hammer. You can use it on things that aren’t nails.

      • @[email protected]
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        521 days ago

        Very true, and they say when you have a hammer everything looks like a nail so they’d need a hammer first to know what it looks like.

      • @samus12345
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        321 days ago

        But you can also hit nails with things that aren’t hammers.

        • @undergroundoverground
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          220 days ago

          You can hammer things that aren’t nails and you can nail things that aren’t hammers.

    • @Klear
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      421 days ago

      All I know is that can opener was invented almost 50 years after the can.