• @[email protected]
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    427 months ago

    That pic kinda makes me horny. But also scared. Which makes me a little more horny. Which also makes me scared.

    • KnoLord
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      267 months ago

      One might even say… scaroused.

  • Lad
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    There has to be some kind of military doctrine that says a shooter must not mount their rifle on a fat ass as it would distract their aim.

    • Tar_Alcaran
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      47 months ago

      But, how can you control for side to side motion on a flat ass without a valley?

  • @[email protected]
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    157 months ago

    I know nothing about guns but I wanna know, what happens if he starts firing that thing?

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      Depends on whether she raises her head.

      As pictured:

      • Depending on the ammunition, her ass jiggles either sightly or substantially
      • Her hat is probably displaced
      • She wishes she had doubled up on hearing protection

      Lots of things could go wrong here but him pulling the trigger from this position is relatively tame. Stupid as fuck, but tame.

      She will feel no effect from the barrel heating up as the other commenter said, for two reasons.

      First, one shot doesn’t really do much to the barrel temperature - you’d need multiple shots in relatively rapid succession (i.e. several within a few minutes) for the barrel to start getting uncomfortably warm.

      Second, the barrel isn’t resting on her gluteal cleft; the receiver is. This part of the rifle is designed to be held.

    • Bob
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      37 months ago

      I believe the barrel gets very hot upon firing!

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        But there’s a cover on top of that which doesn’t get hot, as it’s meant to be held, at least on assault rifles, which is the only weapon I have shot.

        I’d say, as long as the ass is stable that’s not half bad for shooting. The person with ass up though, I can’t imagine how one would look through the sights properly like that.

  • @KuroiKaze
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    147 months ago

    I’ve seen the video of this. Both of them have the proportions of American comic book characters.

  • @ummthatguy
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    127 months ago

    [Scottish accent intensifies}

    • @qwertilliopasd
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      57 months ago

      He’s gonna cry himself to sleep on his huge pillagh!

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        They’re not mine, I just have a knack for thinking of associated reactions and then finding the approximate gif.

  • @qarbone
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    87 months ago

    That’s certainly one way to blow someone’s back out

  • nifty
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    67 months ago

    This is great for so many reasons, and also why people should join a gun club

    • Chaos
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      13 months ago

      C/buttguns where we have guns on butts

      Seems legit would join as well

    • @[email protected]
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      37 months ago

      Funny enough, I just opened YouTube and this short was suggested. It was Valkyrie40k. It looks like them, but I think tiktok and IG use different names.

    • LightSalty/TomatoBurger
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      I can’t remember her name, but she posts a lot of videos showing off her body and her appreciation of guns on YouTube. Probably TikTok too. I wouldn’t be surprised if you searched for gun milf and she came up.