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Jamixthedestroyer to Memes@lemmy.ml · 2 years ago

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Jamixthedestroyer to Memes@lemmy.ml · 2 years ago
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  • PhelanWulf
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    How long is that kid’s neck?

    • StalksEveryone@lemmy.villa-straylight.social
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      A disturbing realistic sock puppet

      • hare_ware@pawb.social
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        Human child sock puppet made with real human.

    • HonkyTonkWoman@lemm.ee
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      I’m convinced it’s a thumb. Like, they found the kid’s head on a stock photo site, but it was just the head & no other body parts.

      I imagine the marketing team would have initiated a request to see if the original neck was available for use, but either the appearance release did not cover anything below the young child’s chin or it was too expensive to license both the head & the neck.

      Then, at the last hour, with deadlines raging, execs cursing, & client’s threatening to sue… that assistant editor, who hasn’t been pulling their weight, whips out their phone & photographs the prettiest thumb on staff.

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      Yes

    • Radioactive Radio@lemm.eeBanned
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      He’s a puppet, that’s a hand

  • ebits21@lemmy.ca
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    Fimally!

    • Lapus
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      This is what I was coming here for.

      • ebits21@lemmy.ca
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        2 years ago

        Lol

      • AngryJadeRabbit
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        Me too

  • Shoop@lemmy.ml
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    I enjoy!

    • abbadon420@lemm.ee
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      Fimally!

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      I enjoy!

  • klemptor@lemmy.ml
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    Credit to /u/obviousplant who is a weird genius

    • Krompus
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      We should ask him nicely to post some OC on Lemmy. :)

  • revlayle@lemm.ee
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    deleted by creator

  • islandofcaucasus
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    You know, I’ve had an idea for a product for a few years now that I keep putting off because I think maybe it won’t work. Seeing something this dumb makes me realize I need to just follow through with my idea

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  • Vitaly@feddit.uk
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    Fimally!!!

  • Norgur@kbin.social
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    But I can’t open this, I have messy hand!

  • Emi@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    2 years ago

    [email protected]

  • Mcballs1234@lemmy.ml
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    deleted by creator

  • skomposzczet@lemm.ee
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    Nah, i only buy pre-scrambled eggs.

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    Is this a personal attack?

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