• @eeltech
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        41 month ago

        What, you don’t think he poops too?

    • @EtherWhack
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      31 month ago

      That gif is when you are trying to get out a fat log after being constipated for a week.

    • @PopcornPrincess
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      21 month ago

      Boss makes a dollar. I make a dime.

      That’s why I poop on company time.

      • @[email protected]
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        11 month ago

        That guy pretends he was fired and sued for sharing that meme. He was neither. He was told off, got butt hurt and stopped going to work, got fired for not going to work, lied about being fired for the meme and got sued for the lie

  • @SPRUNT
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    341 month ago

    The solution to cheap toilet paper

  • @Etterra
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    281 month ago

    Whenever I have to use thin TP i just use way more of it. So much for saving money, dipshits.

    • @BeMoreCareful
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      61 month ago

      Fistfuls. Like wiping with a baseball. That’s obviously the intended purpose of cheap toilet paper.

    • nifty
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      91 month ago

      You’re downvoted but there are travel bidets

        • @AeonFelis
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          41 month ago

          Travel is never a matter of money but of bidet.

  • @LEDZeppelin
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    211 month ago

    That’s the wrong attitude. BYOTP just to crap on company’s time.

  • @Iheartcheese
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    161 month ago

    So we are all just gonna pretend she’s not an alien, right?

    • @shalafi
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      101 month ago

      She’s the most beautiful woman in the world is who she is. Alien? Fine by me!

      • @Iheartcheese
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        111 month ago

        Oh I didn’t say she isn’t beautiful. She’s a beautiful alien.

        • @shalafi
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          11 month ago

          We are solidly on the same page.

  • BoofStroke
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    91 month ago

    I just put a toilet in my camper van. My own place to poop no matter where I am!

  • FlashMobOfOne
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    61 month ago

    Same.

    I actually keep a small amount of TP in my briefcase for when it has to happen.

  • @Thteven
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    51 month ago

    Best piece of ass I ever got

  • @[email protected]
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    51 month ago

    This is honestly one of the benefits of WFH, no need for 1 ply, I can have 2 ply or maybe even 3 ply if I’m feeling fancy.

  • @Hikermick
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    41 month ago

    It’s like trying to wipe my ass with a CVS receipt. That’s why I never leave home without my supply of 2 ply

    • @[email protected]
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      41 month ago

      The point where is that the dress represents the TP and Anya Taylor-Joy represents their finger.