• @Rolando
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      Hey I’m just happy we don’t have a “reaction text” saying something like “I’m literally dying rn fr!!!” so we know how to feel about it.

        • @HonoraryMancunian
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          Now we need to upload this to tiktok or YouTube shorts with a guy pointing and laughing at it

          • Rustmilian
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            Don’t forget the Vine boom and obnoxious ass air horn sound effect.

      • Rustmilian
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        161 month ago

        I’m lil’ly dying rn fr fr, so furn’y!! #Vibes #I’mSuckingTheCheesePuffsOffMyFingys #Mood #I’mQuirky #Terrorism

    • Flying SquidOPM
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      161 month ago

      I didn’t make it, I just posted it.

      • Cosmo
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        151 month ago

        Why did you, personally, poorly censor the word “sex”? I will never recover from your injustice

        • Flying SquidOPM
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          181 month ago

          You, dad! I learned it by watching you!

          • @indepndnt
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            71 month ago

            I understood that reference!

    • @Fades
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      141 month ago

      it’s so sad that that’s truly where the internet is… everything is a fucking purposeful mistake or bad take because anger and annoyance are the easiest levers to pull for generating engagement.

    • JackbyDev
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      61 month ago

      I’ve seen younger folks begin to overly censor stuff because platforms like TikTok supposedly limit your account’s reach for seemingly minor offenses. This is why you see stuff like “seggs” and “unalive” so often. No idea how often it happens, but that’s just my thoughts on it.

      • [email protected]
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        You’re likely right. I checked and it looks to have been both created and edited in 2021. Do you have any clue whether the practice you described was widespread at the time? (I know less than nothing about tiktok)

        • JackbyDev
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          21 month ago

          It’s been going on for as long as I can remember on TikTok and I started using TikTok during the lockdowns in 2020, so that checks out.

      • @Emerald
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        01 month ago

        If those services are censoring them, why not just switch to a different service? I don’t get it really

  • @MehBlah
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    191 month ago

    Only the finest quality merde.

  • @[email protected]
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    Tried to but her thighs were crushing my head so much I went wall-eyed before I could make eye contact!

    • u/unhappy_grapefruit_2
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      This is the funniest joke here mate. 95% the stuff here is absolute shite with some gems like this

  • @[email protected]
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    I tell ya when my wife does have sex she screams, oof, especially when I walk in on her! Ohh fuggeddaboudit.

    • Rodney Dangerfield
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      51 month ago

      I only get it from my wife once a week, can you believe that? Only one time! It’s unfair! Some of the other guys get it two, three times a week, but me? Nah, just once.

  • @PsyDoctah9Jah
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    21 month ago

    " When he want it he blindfold me, then I get sexy on 'em " - Kelis

  • @db2
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    OK boomer.