• @Broken_Monitor
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    566 months ago

    Woah! Is this new?! I didn’t know he was making new ones!!

  • Smuuthbrane
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    406 months ago

    They’re also proud of their other son, the sanitation engineer.

    • @Agent641
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      56 months ago

      But they disowned their daughter, who took a job at Mopcorp

  • @edgemaster72
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    256 months ago

    It’s like nominative determinism but for appearance

    • @lugal
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      16 months ago

      Appearance is a social construct. In the modern day and age, you can take hormones and do other stuff to change your appearance

    • @GlitchyDigiBun
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      16 months ago

      Mmhm! Yep. At least half of these words are English.

      • @jagungal
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        146 months ago

        Nominative determinism: destiny based on names

  • @[email protected]
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    186 months ago

    It’s just a phase. Once Big Dental has used him up until he burns out, he’ll do the most degrading painting work. If he’s lucky, and doesn’t end up in shoe cleaning or worse.

  • @[email protected]
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    116 months ago

    What it’s like to be a square because you didn’t want to imitate the chaos your hippy parents put you through chew 5 gum

  • @Agent641
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    -96 months ago

    Why did the mother brush have to have hairy armpits?

    • @trashgirlfriend
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      386 months ago

      Sorry, is this anthropomorphic paint brush not fuckable enough for you?

      • @TheControlled
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        16 months ago

        I’m going to be optimistic and think that that it was more about what the message of hairy armpits is (stereotypical), not fuckability.

    • @TheControlled
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      06 months ago

      Because artists must be mocked as dirty, unkept hippies. This trope has bothered my family of artists and I for years.

      For you new people. Artists look like your dad, or your school principal. Sometimes they look like hippies, but most people (not all!) who dress the part are not artists and very likey posers or hangabouts.

    • 𝓔𝓶𝓶𝓲𝓮
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      I meet someone once that made a point to never cut their armpit bush for some reason. I don’t know they seemed to treat it like some ideological mission… it was weird but like as long as you don’t stink?? I guess you gotta buy armpit shampoo or smh

      I think that laser hair removal is sane and modern way to deal with this stinky stuff

  • @StaySquared
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    -96 months ago

    Guess someone should tell the father… or hand him a DNA kit.

    • @ripcord
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      166 months ago

      I feel like they’re more like haircuts, and the kid could be a hairbrush or anything if he wanted.

    • @lugal
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      26 months ago

      Also tell the mother while you’re at it

  • Seraph
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    Instead everyone gets a subtext of “who did she cheat with?”

    Edit: not everyone, just me.

        • @Viking_Hippie
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          96 months ago

          Ngl, I thought that was a school backpack wearing a school backpack at first 😆

      • Seraph
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        So it would make just as much sense if a steel brush came out? Or a cylinder brush like for your dishes?

        What about a broom? Or do brooms not count as brushes?

        I think my thought process gets stuck on the fact that the parents both are brushes explicitly for paint, the same purpose but different form.

        My brain just wondered how you would get a tooth brush by crossing with a paint brush. Would the ‘guy’ have to be a dental scraper? My mind honestly went to silly places but apparently I hit a nerve.

          • Seraph
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            -26 months ago

            I realized why - it’s because this isn’t funny at face value.

            I like PBF a lot, but honestly, where’s the joke here? There’s a floss person in the background. Wouldn’t this simply be normal in this world?

        • @[email protected]
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          76 months ago

          Thanks to recessive genes, it’s definitely possible for two paint brushes to birth another form of brush.

          • Seraph
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            26 months ago

            And they said I was overthinking the joke…

    • ChihuahuaOfDoom
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      196 months ago

      Funny enough, I wasn’t thinking that at all until you said something.