I’m really tempted to send that to a friend who will hate it a lot. I’m going to spend all day debating whether or not to do it.
Do it! Lol
I love both The Muppets and sick humor and don’t know what to do with this, either.
Do it
Are you really their friend if they don’t see opening your messages as a game of psychological russian roulette?
Jesus that’s bleak
Is this more or less fucked up than the more likely reality of a frog and a pig just not being able to have children? 🤔
More. Definitely more
Because Kermit is already tired of her pork opines?
pork opines?
Wrong Muppet.
I should have known
First of all, it’s hard to pronounce if you don’t speak French. Second of all, it sounds bad if you do speak French. And lastly, it’s WAY less cute. It actually genuinely sounds disgusting now.
Downvote me. I don’t even care anymore.
How about “Mam’zelle Truie”?
Google Translate didn’t help in telling me what language that is. It told me it was Polish, and the “translation” to English is completely unchanged.
So… idk it seems like a better option.
Senorita Chicharrónes rolls across the tongue better.
Chicharrónes are fried pork belly skin, no? Wouldn’t it be Cerda?
I said chicharrón, I meant chicarrón.
Senorita Chicharrónes rolls across the tongue better.
Fraulein Frankfurter.
this post sounds like the setup to a joke but there’s no punchline
No, I mean it. She loves French. She always calls herself ‘moi’ and calls other people ‘vous.’
Because while she likes to sound French, she doesn’t actually know French.
That’s about the extent of her French, though.
mademoiselle cochese
It would be Mademoiselle Truie in fact…
I mean, Mademoiselle Cochonne would be her own special kind of lady.
