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"no" banana to Lemmy Shitpost · 11 months ago

We all be screaming for it

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We all be screaming for it

"no" banana to Lemmy Shitpost · 11 months ago
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  • eezeebee@lemmy.ca
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    11 months ago

    Ice cream machine broken

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆@yiffit.net
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    We’ve got Klondike bars in the house but I don’t like chewing frozen things and you can’t just lick a Klondike bar because that’s illegal. :(

    • crazyCat@sh.itjust.works
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      Stick a chopstick up one end and see if the perspective improves with that thing being on a handle.

    • camr_on
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      Licking a Klondike feels like a genuine sin

  • nifty
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    Sounds like OP needs a cone 🍦

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    Cups are better as the cone makes you hella thirsty

    • Nikki
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      cones taste good tho

    • NaoPb@eviltoast.org
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      Just keep buying new cones until your wallet is empty. Then go home and sleep for a while.

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        11 months ago

        ?

    • Nikki
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      cones taste good tho

  • apfelwoiSchoppen
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    Plus they are environmentally conescience, at least that’s what my local ice cream shoppe says.

    • NaoPb@eviltoast.org
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      11 months ago

      How though?

  • Blue
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    At least the one that doesn’t taste like cardboard

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