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Touche? More like ‘En guarde’, amirite?
Ha ha, penis.
Title of your autobiography.
I believe a Viagra OD could kill you by crashing your blood pressure.
Yep you would definitely crash
Not if you have a tiny pee pee!
Actually yeah it’s primary purpose was reducing blood pressure. Secondary effect is erections
Ok. So where are the sleeping pills?
Sex was a total snoozefest that night.
“Too Hard to Kill”, title of your suicide tape.
Scary Movie 4 did it better
