• @[email protected]
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    for anyone else who is curious, it’s the first one

    TOLEDO, OH (WTOL) - A Toledo woman is out of the hospital after her son stabbed her over a cheeseburger at an apartment building in the 400 block of West Bancroft in central Toledo around 1 a.m. Friday.

    Police arrested 18-year-old Aaron Dean. He has been charged with one count of felonious assault after an initial court appearance Friday morning.

    Police say Dean choked and stabbed his mom because she didn’t bring him a cheeseburger.

    Dean’s mother says when she walked in her front door her son asked her where was his food. “And I’m like ‘boy you just sat there and ate.’ He’s like ‘you can’t bring none in here without bringing me something to eat.’ So, he just smacked my burger out of my hand and then we got to fighting.”

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      Thats what they want you to believe. The truth, however, is that it’s a sport and the record is held by a fisherman from gosport uk.

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      629 days ago

      (since she’s OK…)

      stabbed her over a cheeseburger at an apartment building

      What an odd thing to stab someone over. Over a bridge or some railroad tracks, sure, but over a cheeseburger?

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    There could have been a stabbing in place called Cheeseburger.

    • @Rolando
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      Or a stabbing by a resident of Cheeseburg, perhaps on vacation.

    • @jettrscga
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      429 days ago

      A cheeseburger stabbed another cheeseburger with a cheeseburger in a Cheeseburger’s.

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    1029 days ago

    You can very easily decide. 2, 4, and 5 are outlandish and incredibly unlikely, and 3 isn’t newsworthy.

    The most likely choice is 1, by an enormous margin, and guess what, that’s exactly which one it was!

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      I remember in the UK once they made illegal to sell a certain type of sweet at schools (I believe some kind of shortbread) because it had a pointy end and they were afraid the kids will stab each other with it. It was hilarious and yes, it was in the news 😅

      Edit: it was flapjack. https://youtu.be/hA5C4sD4l7Y?si=0cQFCBIrydwog17M

  • @[email protected]
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    529 days ago

    This website is the only one with memes that make me actually laugh out loud. Well done sir and/or ma’am 😜

  • Troublegiant
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    529 days ago

    Can confirm - Toledo folks/cheeseburgers will do all of the above without thinking twice. 🔪🍔

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    329 days ago

    It’s a “click here continue to watch” kind of title, meant less to inform and more to increase their profits by exposing you to more advertising revenue while you puzzle it out.