• @[email protected]
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    353 months ago

    no

    instead of cremation, they take ashes from pizza place’s oven and put that in pots to give to the families. in exchange, they provide ingredients for the pizza. did you know human flesh tastes a lot like pork?

    • @ummthatguy
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      213 months ago

      That’s why they call it “long pig”… or so I’ve heard.

  • @jrgn
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    133 months ago

    That’s basically what was supposed to be the plot for the Bob’s Burgers pilot episode

  • Blackout
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    3 months ago

    You can get 20% off their pizzas on 6/23 if you use code “DSP24” at checkout. This discount is only for Jets, not the crematory’s pizza.

    • @Viking_Hippie
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      63 months ago

      It’s the human bonemeal that gives it the texture

  • @[email protected]
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    43 months ago

    This is the concept of an episode of Nathan For You. Well, its a part of an episode about making real a fake story so he doesn’t get “A Million Little Pieces”-ed. Its a great show.

  • @Etterra
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    23 months ago

    If this is the same Jets that I’ve had, it might explain why it’s delicious but I never want it.