• @Reygle
    link
    473 months ago

    I wonder what life is like with an IQ that low. I thought dumb people were supposed to be cheery but I guess not.

    • bizarroland
      link
      fedilink
      213 months ago

      My IQ is decently high but all that does is empower me to be more wronger faster while sounding like I’m right.

    • mad_asshatter
      link
      153 months ago

      Reading that was like listening to someone on 'shrooms, and then thinking, “Maybe I’m on 'shrooms, too.”

  • Tar_Alcaran
    link
    fedilink
    283 months ago

    Well, horse urine was used frequently to accelerate the aging of roof repairs, since you don’t want one brown plate in your lovely green roof.

    The rest is fucking nonsense.

  • @edgemaster72
    link
    English
    233 months ago

    The only response I could have if someone said these things to me in person would be:

  • @Sanctus
    link
    English
    163 months ago

    It must be hard thinking all things that look similar have to come from the same place.

    • Flying SquidOP
      link
      163 months ago

      “Looks like” is a big deal to these sorts. If something looks like something else, it is that other thing,

      • @rtxn
        link
        English
        3
        edit-2
        3 months ago

        Unless what it “looks like” disproves another conspiracy they’ve swallowed hook, like, sinker, cock, and balls; then whatever it “looks like” is a conspiracy to cover up “the truth”!

  • @[email protected]
    link
    fedilink
    83 months ago

    Wait. So is this fruit loop saying the “Parasitic Elite” put horse urine on the dome in Wales to make it look tarnished because… reasons? And the Annapolis dome is shiny because of magic “aether” that those pesky Elites can’t defeat even with horse peepee? But like, why? What is the deep dark reason for tarnishing the domes???

    Also, and I hate to be the bearer of bad news, I saw the Annapolis dome years ago, and it was as green as green can be… then they refurbished it in 2020. So no magic “aether” involved, sadly.

    https://www.visitannapolis.org/blog/stories/post/a-new-change-to-the-annapolis-skyline/

    • @Noodle07
      link
      53 months ago

      Nah you just have to put a lightning rod on it and the lightning turns the copper back to orange

  • @saltesc
    link
    73 months ago

    Dean Buchanan?

    “Ohh, you’re a Dean.”

    “Yep.”

    “Wow. You must know your academia.”

    “Did you know they put horse urine on buildings to stain the copper domes?”

    “That’s so interesting…”