• @Agent641
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      Go to medical school to cure the cancer that killed your mum.

      Spend 8 years jerking off mice.

      Consider it a dub anyway

    • ivanafterall ☑️
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      Not only that, they “unlocked the sensory secrets of the penis and clitoris.” They gave those mice the absolute times of their lives.

      • JackGreenEarth
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        55 months ago

        Except for the ones who were genetically engineered to lack the sensitive nerves, or who had the connection between the nerves and their brains cut. Lots of animal cruelty in this study.

        • @PlutoniumAcid
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          Let’s get upset about all the mutilated African girls instead, yes?

          • JackGreenEarth
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            15 months ago

            What does your comment have to do with mine? I sincerely apologise, I don’t understand what you’re trying to say.

  • Victor
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    575 months ago

    What was the “secret”? It’s nerves. I could have told you before without a study. It’s nerves, guys. Lots of nerves!

      • Victor
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        Oops! 🧠💩

    • Blackout
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      Yeah but where are these nerves? Bermuda triangle? Another plane of existence like from that movie interstellar? The moves passed down to me thru generations seem to do nothing.

      • @SkyezOpen
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        85 months ago

        Gimme a bottle of lube and 20 minutes I’ll figure it out.

      • Victor
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        Well now I’m curious what these moves are.

    • @Valmond
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      I wonder who locked it down 150 years ago!

  • @sir_pronoun
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    315 months ago

    I want you all to read this article and pay very close attention to the exact wordings. Some examples:

    Krause corpuscles — nerve endings in tightly wrapped balls located just under the skin…

    “It’s been hard to get people to work on this because some people have a hard time talking about it”

    Ginty and other sensory biologists have long wanted to study these mysterious neuron balls.

    • Victor
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      155 months ago

      Reaching a bit, but sure, I exhaled swiftly through my nose at some of those.

      • @sir_pronoun
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        75 months ago

        Yes, it’s nothing too big. But some days exhaling swiftly through the nose is worth gold…

        Also, I think c/theyknew

        • Victor
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          They might very well have, 😁

  • @VubDapple
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    ”Ginty and other sensory biologists have long wanted to study these mysterious neuron balls.”