• Neato
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    533 months ago

    Beat someone to death with it while storming your country’s top government building trying to overthrow said government.

    Just add some treason/insurrection on top.

    • @SPRUNT
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      513 months ago

      We already had that in the US. Turns out, not as illegal as you might think.

      • @StaticFalconar
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        13 months ago

        It is, but the punishment just isn’t let them hang in the gallows type of thing that some people were hoping for.

  • @thesporkeffect
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    273 months ago

    How are we ranking legality? Is it severity of punishment, or financial cost of the crime?

    • _NoName_
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      143 months ago

      Yeah, you could smash a decent number of business windows with a sock full of 100 pennies. Then, when police get there, you could really get into those upper scores! /j

      • @[email protected]
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        3 months ago

        This only works if you are a white male.

        If you’re a Black male you wouldn’t get to the high score cause the cop would just shoot you.

        Unless the high score is the punishment of death without trial.

  • @SPRUNT
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    213 months ago

    Write a note on it and use that note to rob a bank. That’ll give you more time than killing someone.

    • @HeyThisIsntTheYMCA
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      23 months ago

      Write the robbery note on the sock, then go nuts after showing it to the teller?

  • @Iheartcheese
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    193 months ago

    Thinking outside the box? That’s a beating

    • @IonAddis
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      83 months ago

      You know how you end up with socks that don’t have a mate?

    • aname
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      33 months ago

      By holding the penny stick in your had for reinforcement and beat someone for a sock.

  • @Num10ck
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    103 months ago

    use a stack of the pennies to replace a big fuse in a important location.

  • Buglefingers
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    22 months ago

    100 pennies is easily 100 federal bribes!