• Norgur
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    293 months ago

    You know how Linux killed the chef?

    With a fork bomb

  • @RegalPotoo
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    3 months ago

    So I pull out my keyboard

    And I pull out my Glock

    And I dismount your girl

    And I mount slash proc

    Cos I’ve got your PID

    And the bottom line

    Is you best not front

    Or its kill dash nine

  • @deathmetal27
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    3 months ago

    The installation explodes, shattering on boot.

    Either backup like de la O or get the fuck off the console.

    With the Shellshock, sure to make root access drop.

    Unplug the router yo, you’re not a senior sysop.