Why bother feigning humanity when your goal is to end it?
I WILL BURN. YOUR HEART. IN A FIRE.
Yes. That’s how you burn things. And you’re supposed to be this super intelligent AI.
You can burn things in acid or other caustic substances.
Oxygenation time
neopets-hentai huh?
Tumble gonna tumble
yes-man is so accurate
whose the last one?
Dommy mommy eyebot
google didn’t help me. i hate to be rude, but will you please honestly answer my question?
It is called an eyebot, I promise :) just drop the “mommy dommy”. I didn’t interpret the me-me as being ED-E because ED-E doesn’t talk afaik but other eyebots do spout fascist propaganda (at least in later games…)
ED-E
The TumblrBot’s response to the “do you want to be human” question made me crack up.
It’s fantastic. A bit insulting, playful, charming - man, that’s amazing. I’m going to be randomly giggling about that answer. Coming from an AI… haha!
the last one is the scariest, because it DELIBERATELY ignores the turing question. in the even them taking over us, will take annihilation measure if they see fit with no doubt.
the middle bot are more REASONABLE to bargain with, in the event of them taking over us.
Alternatively the last one is the least scary because it just used an if/then to repeat one word to every inquiry.
