• @ChicoSuave
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    77 months ago

    “This knowledge exacts a terrible toll.”

    • @RizzRustbolt
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      47 months ago

      “Larry, if you try to tell me that your Star Trek fanfiction is 'eldritch knowledge’ one more time, I’m going to smack you with a tennis racket.”

  • @[email protected]
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    67 months ago

    I was telling someone about a book I had ordered. He commented that I buy lots of books. I explained that I purchase them aspirationally. If I read even a third of them, I’m doing well. Books are awesome.

  • Sundray
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    27 months ago

    “My god! What did you get?”

    “Uncle John’s Bathroom Reader.”