• @[email protected]
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      46 months ago

      As onion articles becoming like a Handbook for reality, its just a glimpse into the future…

    • @psycho_driver
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      86 months ago

      No they’ve given up and are just reporting the news of late.

      • Ghostface
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        56 months ago

        That’s the saddest thing. When a satire rag has to go straight. 🙃

  • ALQ
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    316 months ago

    🤞Himself🤞 Please oh please.

    • @Today
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      76 months ago

      I don’t normally advocate violence, but how much would we pay to see this? I think we could probably clear the national debt

  • HotsauceHurricane
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    176 months ago

    It is imperative that Biden writes a message from the office of the president that he will “shoot trump on stage during the next debate. “

    • Schadrach
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      166 months ago

      That probably wouldn’t be an official act. Instead, he should order Kamala to do it (communicating with the VP is a core duty) and then pardon her when she does (pardons are a core duty). There, everyone is immune and the entire scheme cannot be questioned or referenced for evidence except for impeachment.

  • @ceenote
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    96 months ago

    You guys are alright. Don’t go to 5th Avenue tomorrow.

    • @[email protected]
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      16 months ago

      Ive realized recently that there will not be an uprising while we live at least somewhat comfortably. Risking all you have is worth only when you don’t have much.

      So yeah, washington needs change, usa should preserve its democracy, but it doesn’t look like there is enough people willing to form organized protests that would have an impact. And also, change from within does not look likely.

  • @John_McMurray
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    Barack Obama ordered a 16 year old American citizen murdered, it was fine. This just makes that official, it’s not exactly a sudden change