Do you remember locking the door and checking it this morning?

  • Greg Clarke
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    125 months ago

    I check if other people have locked their doors as a profession. I’m a lazy cat burglar by trade, AMA

      • Greg Clarke
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        55 months ago

        I once went full meta and stole an actual cat. I think the owner was grateful because this cat is an arsehole.

  • @[email protected]
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    5 months ago

    We pretty much never lock the house. Unless we’re inside sleeping then my wife will lock the door for some reason. And then she only locks the front door. Not the back or side.

  • EleventhHour
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    5 months ago

    Bold of you to assume I ever leave my house

      • @martinbasic
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        55 months ago

        It’s better to check again. Maybe in fact you forgot you have one at home!

      • @Zachariah
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        45 months ago

        I don’t have a hairdryer

        …that you can remember.

  • edric
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    65 months ago

    I’m paranoid and check the locks at least 2 times by jiggling the doorknobs before leaving. I also look back at the garage door as I drive away to make sure it doesn’t open again (for whatever reason) until it’s out of my sight.

  • Resol van Lemmy
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    25 months ago

    If I didn’t lock it, someone else will. Yep, I still live with my family.

  • @corus_kt
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    15 months ago

    It’ll be fine, I trained Jaws to return home after eating.

  • fridgenoise
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    15 months ago

    Nice try, I never lock the door

  • @TechNerdWizard42
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    15 months ago

    Primary residence, the door is never locked. Even when travelling out of the country, it’s open. In a city of 3m+ people.

    Other houses in less desirable countries have automatic locks. When the door closes, it locks. Garage door and front doors on internet control to open and verify status.

    I have not used a physical key or worried about door locks for almost 20 years now.

    • @Crackhappy
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      15 months ago

      Same here. I never lock my house.