Naaah, not orange enough

I’m Ignatius Calhoun, 22nd President of the Tappahonnock Ham Society, and on behalf of the membership, thank you for chatting with us about a subject we hold most dear. I speak, of course, of ham.

That actually looks less repugnant than his real personage.

Now stick a tootsie roll in its mouth to represent the shit spewing

Lord Godwyn the Orange