• Praise Idleness
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    602 months ago

    I mean MAGA hat is way cheaper and isn’t inheritantly a giant killing machine

  • @[email protected]
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    192 months ago

    I don’t know… seems expensive. In my experience, my face is more than enough and I got that for free.

    • @goldenex
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      2 months ago

      No king your face is not as effective as the truck it has 100% to a face rate is 50% at best

        • @goldenex
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          12 months ago

          No the effect you can self criticism means you r good on that department and i know some ugly mtf with shit personality have more more relationships then they should I think it’s confidence my friend

  • @[email protected]
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    142 months ago

    I saw one in person for the first time yesterday. I didn’t think it was possible, but it is even uglier in person. I had to look at the driver to see what kind of person would buy that and to see if he felt shameful.

  • @[email protected]
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    92 months ago

    It’s not supposed to look like that up close reality is just glitching and showing the far away model at every view distance

  • @[email protected]
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    72 months ago

    Funnily enough, in the military they have those big thick glasses they call BCG which stands for “Birth Control Glasses”

  • @[email protected]
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    72 months ago

    TBH it would be funnier without the image of the Cybertruck. Then the punchline would be a surprise.

  • Flying Squid
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    32 months ago

    To me, the Cybertruck looks like someone put a fiberglass shell over an El Camino for a bad straight-to-video 1980s Mad Max ripoff.

    Like this sort of thing, from the movie appropriately titled Battletruck:

  • muculent
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    32 months ago

    I saw one with a boat in tow the other day and all I could think about was how much I wished someone would try and use it as a submersible and leave us land dwellers alone.

    • @[email protected]
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      32 months ago

      My wife called me two days ago saying “GUESS WHAT’S FUCKING BEHIND ME!”. She was nearly home, and told me to run to the front window and look down the street toward the intersecting road. She turned onto our street, and moments later that stupid piece of shit went zooming by on the main road. I couldn’t believe it. It was even dumber in person. I was so delighted she helped make that sighting happen, though.

    • @BonesOfTheMoon
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      52 months ago

      I’m not for one. I’d like someone mature financially, but rich people are all narcissistic.

    • Flying Squid
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      12 months ago

      A woman married me, so apparently not always.

  • @z00s
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    02 months ago

    They’re shit cars but gatekeeping manhood is even shittier

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      142 months ago

      Hmm. Normally I’d be inclined to agree, but this really doesn’t feel like it’s punching at men or manliness. It’s more just saying no one will find you attractive if you have a cybertruck. And we all know you can be a man as well as completely unfuckable at the same time.

        • @[email protected]
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          22 months ago

          Only because we associate sexuality and “getting laid” with manhood. They aren’t the same. Are asexual men less men? No one’s gatekeeping manhood in this image, they’re gatekeeping sexuality.

          • @[email protected]
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            32 months ago

            But we do associate it with manhood. Until we move on from that mindset, it is an attack on someone’s manhood

    • مهما طال الليل
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      72 months ago

      It is not gatekeeping manhood, buying a Cybertruck is a clear sign that the man lacks common sense and has more money than brains, two very important red flags. The only women he will attract are the kind that like men with more money than brains. She is just setting her standards high.

      • @z00s
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        12 months ago

        Yes it is

        • @FreakinSteve
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          02 months ago

          My manhood isnt affected at all by this. The “truck” is definitely shittier.

          • @z00s
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            12 months ago

            Still doesn’t mean that it should be gate kept