• atro_city
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    468 months ago

    Awfully big screen he has there. Probably wastes a lot of energy just so that he can stand and look at trees.

    • @PugJesus
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      608 months ago

      You been outside lately?

    • @SidewaysHighways
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      128 months ago

      You don’t ask why. You just let go and ride the wave. Only about 2 hours to go then we’ll come down with a nice coldbeer

    • @Soggy
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      28 months ago

      Western Red Cedar looks like that.

  • @PugJesus
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    208 months ago

    This may be controversial, but I LIKE not being eaten alive by bugs.

  • @samus12345
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    198 months ago

    You need to do the “NO” thing on the top to afford to do the “YES” thing on the bottom.

    • Neato
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      108 months ago

      Yeah. Last time I checked I couldn’t get paid much to go hiking in the woods.

      Maaaaybe if I wanted to be a park ranger or firewatcher (is that real?) but from my knowledge those pay dick.

  • @LANIK2000
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    Isn’t the monitor WAY too low in the “ergonomic” picture? Like yea, your view should be comfortably a bit below your eye level, but that’s notebook level low. That’s some hunched back action right there.

    Edit: Maybe it’s fine because it’s far away? No clue, just looks hella uncomfortable.

    • @BluesF
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      28 months ago

      All the advice I read suggested that if you hold your arm out in front of you while seated in your usual desk position, your fingertips should touch the centre of the monitor.

  • bruhduh
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    138 months ago

    Touching grass isn’t enough, touching trees it is

  • @MissJinx
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    108 months ago

    Yes be born again as a rich person

  • @[email protected]
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    88 months ago

    The bottom image is missing the pests specific to your region, hovering over the person’s head, driving it mad. Here in southern Quebec it’s deer flies. Apparently in Scotland it’s midges.

    I love to go camping on my bike or go kayaking as much as I can. But this year so far has been horrible for me. I have never had so many deer flies chasing me and biting my shoulders while cycling through wooded areas. I have to hurry to pitch my tent and then hide in it for much of the trip, then hurry to take it down while being attacked by a horde or mosquitoes and deer flies.

    • @[email protected]OP
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      38 months ago

      If you ever head south to the Pine Barrens, make sure to say hello to the greenheads while you’re there. They are very curious and friendly.

      Speaking of missing images, I realized after posting that I neglected to include a “ME” panel to follow the original more closely.

      At least I'm safe from greenheads

  • flicker
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    78 months ago

    My extreme allergic reaction to almost everything outside disagrees.

    Zyrtec and Flonase and the only safe place is inside with all the filtered air.

    • @[email protected]OP
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      48 months ago

      My outside and inside allergies are about even, so it’s a matter of picking my (immune system’s incorrect interpretation of) poison.

  • downpunxx
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    68 months ago

    why are there people in the trees, what eldritch horror is this