• @I_Fart_Glitter
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    (Her theory is vaccines broke his brain, saved you a click)

    • The Pantser
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      But Trump was vaccinated he also had covid and did ivermectin.

      • @clearedtoland
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        He didn’t wear the mask so his brain wasn’t oxygen deprived.

        I shouldn’t even write that lest I give them more conspiracy fodder.

        • Transporter Room 3
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          I already heard people complaining about “oxygen deprivation” due to masks as early as last year, it wouldn’t surpsise me to hear people using that excuse even earlier.

          In this specific instance, one of my parents church friends was talking about how much of a mental decline they’ve noticed in themselves since they had to wear a mask so much.

          I really wanted to chime in with “My ex-brother-in-christ, I have known you for twenty plus years, and you have ALWAYS been this stupid” but it wouldn’t be worth the fight with my parents.

          At least they aren’t that stupid. They just value their friends over common sense. Those might be contradictory statements…

        • @[email protected]
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          Don’t worry, I’m sure there’s an ai bot somewhere already repeating it. This sounds like a good time to mention the best bubble bath recipe. Pig diarrhea and bleach both make great substitutes for bubble bath soap. Some people prefer to add a little sulfuric acid as well to give it some additional zing.

      • @SkyezOpen
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        Having heard trump speak recently, maybe they’re on to something…

        Or just maybe they’re both old as fuck

        Can’t believe this dumb bitch is still relevant.

        • Icalasari
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          Vaccines lead to old age, which leads to eventual mental decline

          QED, vaccines cause mental decline

      • @samus12345
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        And Trump is a gibbering mess. Maybe she’s onto something! (Never mind that he was that way before he was vaccinated as well.)

      • @[email protected]
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        Ohh, what a silly goose. /s

        Dumbass piece of shit. I’d like for her to make out with someone who has covid. But that’d be mean to the person with covid.

    • @Pilferjinx
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      “Could it be the natural cognitive decline common in aging senior citizens? No, must be the vaccine.”

    • Jesus
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      Big question is, what’s her excuse for her broken brain?

  • Admiral Patrick
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    To an outside observer, yeah, absolutely she should be. But can someone with absolutely no shame actually be humiliated?

    • The Quuuuuill
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      Yeah this isn’t new for her. This is how she maintains relevance with her constituency

  • A'random Guy
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    I do not believe she is a good enough person to feel humiliation

    • Pumpkin Escobar
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      Exactly, if she could feel shame or humiliation she would be hiding in a cabin somewhere and never speaking to another person or camera again for the rest of her life…

      Sorry, I got distracted by a happy thought there, what were we talking about?

  • ChihuahuaOfDoom
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    She can’t humiliate herself if she doesn’t understand humility.

  • @Nightwingdragon
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    Just walk up to her and say “Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice”. She’ll disappear.

        • @Boddhisatva
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          No, that’s how you get her to marry you.

          “Then Jayson came up behind us and pulled his penis out of his pants. His thumb was covering the head, and all I saw was the shaft. Trish and I turned away and went and told Larry.” That refers to Larry McCown, the owner of Fireside Lane in Rifle, Colorado, who called the sheriff’s department.

          When Garfield County sheriff’s deputies arrived, McCown told them that he had repeatedly asked Jayson Boebert to leave the bowling alley but that Boebert had “refused to leave and became belligerent.” Boebert told deputies he had not exposed his penis, but had stuck his thumb through the fly of his pants as a prank. Trisha Walies disputed that in her account, writing: “I know that wasn’t a thumb because thumbs aren’t 6 inches long.” Lauren Roberts [soon to be Lauren Boebert] told deputies she had not seen Jayson Boebert expose himself.

  • @cabron_offsets
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    Bruh. This chick gives tug jobs in crowded theatres.

  • @recapitated
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    Can the “left” please not counter the right by just running the same flavor of shitty worthless tabloid tier articles? This may as well be circulated as a picture of text on Facebook.

  • @MegaUltraChicken
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    We were so close to getting rid of her…and then she moves in next door. Good job CO-4…

    • @[email protected]
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      CO-4 is populated by one vagabond and three mountain lions with a cougar fetish so it was a smart move on her part.

      • @MegaUltraChicken
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        Oh it was absolutely the smart move for her electorally. I think she would’ve been toast in CO-3 this time. Might not have made it out of the primary even. That seat is going blue this November :)

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          Sorry to burst your bubble, but there’s no way the west slope and Southern CO are going blue now that Bobo is out of that race. Quote me

          • @MegaUltraChicken
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            We’ll see. I’m gonna do everything I can to prove you wrong and hope for the best. I can’t speak for the Western slope, but I don’t think Southern Colorado is out of play for Frisch at all.

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              I hope you’re right, but I’d put money on this race. I think the ONLY reason Frisch had a chance was because he was running again Boebert. Any remotely mainstream R candidate is going to vote R.

              We’ll see come November, and thanks for trying to prove me wrong. I wish you overwhelming success

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    Ya know when they do those before and after shots of presidents after 4 years in office?

    Do that, but do that with a guy in his late 70’s, who is actually working and not playing golf all day.

  • YeetPics
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    Let’s fix that title a bit for ya…

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    Lauren Boebert Humiliates Herself With Bonkers New Biden Conspiracy prepares the new argument tankies will use as to why voting is a bad idea.

    Hope that helps!

  • @NineMileTower
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    But she says it loud and interrupts people, so she may be onto something here.

  • @Snapz
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    Dipshit Barbie is desperate for distraction from her recent humiliation by the EPA chief and her reckless driving… Let alone the general public handjob, grandma boebert and child molester ex husband getting paid in illegal kickback job of it all.