• @VelvetStorm
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    I’ve always gotten women way out of my league because they like my personality, and they say I’m a nice person and they feel safe with me. Guys, women have the bar set pretty dam low. Just use active listening, actually care about them beyond just their body, respect them, and it helps to have fun, interesting hobby, and to really like animals. Like that’s it, fellas. I’m in my late 30s, and my last girlfriend was in her mid-20s and way outta my league. Now it didn’t work because we are at different points in our lives, but that’s nbd.

      • @pyre
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        dude have you never seen couples? gorgeous women go out with totally average looking dudes all the time.

      • @VelvetStorm
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        Lol no I’m short and fat. I have a realistic view of myself.

        • @[email protected]
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          926 days ago

          Yeah, but how can I trust that assessment if you are lowballing your looks? I think we should see. Draw a photorealistic picture of yourself and upload, and I can judge.

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      I agree with you on that, but I usually get stuck in the just friends portion of the whole thing. Maybe I am a little too ugly?

      • @VelvetStorm
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        Nah, the thing is, you need to declare your intentions fairly early on. Like with in the first few times you hang out.

    • @ThunderWhiskers
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      I don’t like this being a focal point, but I think it’s worth asking if you don’t mind: what is your income like? Reality being what it is, that can make a measurable difference.

      • @VelvetStorm
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        I live paycheck to paycheck while being able to save a little for fun every once in a while.

    • AwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet
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      Another thing is that a lot of really hot women don’t actually get picked up on very often, because most guys assume she’s out of their league. So if you put yourself out there, ya might be pleasantly surprised by the outcome.

  • @Dkarma
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    You could have just used his picture

      • FenrirIII
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        It’s’a me, Adam a’Sandler. Woopido doooooo’a!

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    It’s a real-life thing. Look at any comedic actor from the past fifty years, and then image search up a picture of their wife. The discrepancy in physical attractiveness is almost always glaring. Humor (and money) is attractive.

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      1126 days ago

      Pete Davidson looks like a homeless drug addict and he dated Ariana Grande, Kate Beckinsale and Emily Ratajkowski.

      • @whoreticulture
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        125 days ago

        People always say this but like … he is actually good looking? Not movie star good looks, but yeah his face looks good. I always assume this is coming from straight guys.

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    The exception: Little Nicky

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    For some reasimon I’ve never seen any one of his movies besides Happy Gilmore.

    [edit] what the hell is a reasimon? I meant to type reason in case that wasn’t clear.

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            Click was SO GOOD.

            But I’m still a little mad at the betrayal by the marketing, making it seem super silly and goofy, leaving my young self unprepared for an emotional gut-punch. Lol

            It effectively did what it set out to do though, being a modern fable about where our priorities in life ultimately lead us. I think of it often, especially the way it portrays the trap of career-worship, and when I catch myself wishing time away.

            That silly movie had so much heart it might have actually shaped my young worldview a bit. Lol

            Movie was based.

            • AwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet
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              I completely agree! Idk how Sandler was able to convey so much emotion in such a silly movie, but he did an outstanding job.

    • @MintyAnt
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      Best to keep it that way

    • Wild Bill
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      I think the first movie that I watched with him in it was Sandy Wexler… if that’s the name. I loved Richard Kiel’s performance in HG though.

    • @VelvetStorm
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      Let’s not compare him to a child molester.

  • @Jarix
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    Nsfw His actual wife

    Edit: hey mods ill change the picture if this isn’t appropriate, there’s many to choose from this one just seemed the most appropriate to the post.

    • @[email protected]
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      1127 days ago

      Wasn’t it Al Pacino falling for Jill? And I think Jill was Adam’s sister or something like that.

  • @JoeKis
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    You had no reason to use such an awful AI image for princess peach. There are so many talented artists out there. Shame on you…