Meanwhile I’m sitting outside on my phone. I’m choosing to call this this harm reduction.

I got everything done today. Laundry, grocery shopping, meal prep. Even took down a couple wasp nests that I blasted in the wee hours yesterday morning.

So that means that tomorrow there is no responsibility so I can and probably will do exactly as depicted in the picture.

What a life!

(As to the wasp nests, I’m generally live and let live but these two straddled my door and were making it dangerous to leave or enter the house, so it was them or me. Sorry little wasp buddies)

Ah, a day well spent

Hey! What did I do you today to have you come at me like this?

How did you manage to draw my whole day without me noticing?

No. 1 and no. 4 are both extremely relatable, the day always starts with good prospects, but ends with “what the heck happened!?”

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Something something absolute win

Intense

Then Sunday hits and you postpone “to-do” stuff for the next weekend.

I recently rediscovered the best song for this feeling.