Have you seen roofs? They look exactly like Lara Croft’s boobs in Tomb Raider 1. Think of the children!
Fkn lol
‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens
ROFL I love The Onion; the satire is so damn good!
Honestly the alternate sites that get posted here from time to time just don’t match up in writing quality.
Yeah, the tone and quality of other sites sometimes can’t compare to The Onion! They’ve been at it for so long, they’ve mastered their voice and project it well.
They’re really having a field day with this, it’s been one great article after another lmao
It feels so good to see The Onion living their best lives! They’ve been feeling it for the past few weeks; it’s gonna be a satire feast!
Well they are used for murder and suicide, and accidents happen all the time! If it stops even one I say. At least make it so that only licensed people can clean gutters, ffs america!
