• @[email protected]
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    342 months ago

    Have you seen roofs? They look exactly like Lara Croft’s boobs in Tomb Raider 1. Think of the children!

  • @PunnyName
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    242 months ago

    ‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens

    • Aa!
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      42 months ago

      Honestly the alternate sites that get posted here from time to time just don’t match up in writing quality.

      • @[email protected]
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        22 months ago

        Yeah, the tone and quality of other sites sometimes can’t compare to The Onion! They’ve been at it for so long, they’ve mastered their voice and project it well.

    • @cm0002
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      22 months ago

      They’re really having a field day with this, it’s been one great article after another lmao

      • @[email protected]
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        12 months ago

        It feels so good to see The Onion living their best lives! They’ve been feeling it for the past few weeks; it’s gonna be a satire feast!

  • @[email protected]
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    82 months ago

    Well they are used for murder and suicide, and accidents happen all the time! If it stops even one I say. At least make it so that only licensed people can clean gutters, ffs america!