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My brain: Do it.

Me: Why

My brain: Just do it.

Me: Okay

Two images:

Top image is of a pen. Bottom image is the same pen dismantled with its parts neatly placed to show where the go in the pen.

  • @ThatWeirdGuy1001
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    254 months ago

    Then you play with the spring which ends up shooting across the room and into another dimension and you no longer have a pen.

  • @[email protected]
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    204 months ago

    I just had immediate flashbacks to taking apart every pen I could get my hands on in church service

    • Semi-Hemi-Lemmygod
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      124 months ago

      Back in '93 I could field strip a Bic pen in ten seconds blindfolded

    • @chemical_cutthroat
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      44 months ago

      Just hide them underneath the hymnal in the back of the pew ahead of you, no one will know your sins.

  • slazer2au
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    124 months ago

    The calling of an aspiring bomb defusion technician.

    • @[email protected]
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      63 months ago

      A: “They’re giving the signal, the bomb’s defused!”

      B: “They were so fast as well, truly one of our best.”

      A: “Hold on, what are they doing now?”

      B: “Are they repairing the bomb?!”

  • @mostNONheinous
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    94 months ago

    Back in Junior High, two friends and I used to speed break down and rebuild these like they were rifles or something. Had a blast timing ourselves.

    • @GlitchyDigiBun
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      32 months ago

      I can field strip a G2 blindfolded. Hu-ah!

  • @[email protected]
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    74 months ago

    Why didn’t they take the metal top off? You have to dismantle it the entire way. Amateur.

  • @thesporkeffect
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    53 months ago

    I see you have figured out how to field strip your weapon. Now put it back together and see if it works

  • @taiyang
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    54 months ago

    Ah, 90% of what I did in high school…

  • @toynbee
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    44 months ago

    It worked for JerryRigEverything.

  • @lemonmelon
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    44 months ago

    Now rig it up so that it will fire out that little plastic bit.

  • andrew_bidlaw
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    4 months ago

    Speed reassembly is one thing, and sourcing parts from different pens to make mixes is fun too.

    • @[email protected]
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      23 months ago

      Meanwhile I’m getting stressed when accidentally mixing up parts of two identical pens

  • germtm.
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    34 months ago

    this exact model of the pen is the type i used to dismantle the most.