I’m jealous they get to play video games 16 hours a day and horrified that they don’t care.
Right up until the money runs out and you get evicted because nobody will hire you.
Could always sell drugs.
For legal purposes this comment is a joke. Don’t sell drugs. Drugs are bad.
Cool, cool, cool.
Ok, so what drugs are you selling?
Oh I wish it was cool, it’s been so hot lately but I guess that’s how it’s going to be from here on out.
Definitely not selling weapons-grade LSD
The fear of a resume gap is pretty tyrannical, I think a better solution than being afraid of ever going a while without a job would be resolve to just lie if you have to. Plus there’s a variety of ways to make money other than a job, not all of which are illegal.
“You don’t need a million dollars to do nothin’. I got a cousin that’s broke and he don’t do shit.”
I’m employed and this 😎
Killin it
Legit used to have a friend who was like this. He’d always apologize for being an inconvenience - eating my food and opening windows while the AC was on. Like I liked his company and he’d play games with the guys. But after awhile it was like “ok man it’s been a year, 3 years, 5 years you need a job you can’t just live at home no income” But he wouldn’t change anything. No job or friends outside of us. After a few years it hit a point where I couldn’t afford it anymore. Roomate and I had a sit down with him, said “alright bud shape up or ship out we can’t do this anymore”. Hooked up the computer so he could job hunt and left for 2 days. Came back and checked the history - 16 episodes of DBZ watched, 2 jobs applied for. And that was the end of the friendship.
