• Norgur
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    423 months ago

    One does not simply have a nice day when Winter is coming.

  • @danc4498
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    213 months ago

    Or maybe everybody else will die and he’ll be the last human remaining.

  • @hakunawazo
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    93 months ago

    Even as a video game character he doesn’t survive.

  • @pyre
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    93 months ago

    he looks super annoyed though

  • Semi-Hemi-Lemmygod
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    63 months ago

    Maybe one where he’s trying to film a fantasy movie he’s also starring in. The opening scene is his execution, all dramatic like in GoT, but when the guy swings the axe the head doesn’t fall off and everybody gets sprayed with blood because it’s a mannequin.

    Smash cut to Sean Bean in normal clothes yelling “Cut! cut! Can we please turn the blood off?”

  • @KaiReeve
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    43 months ago

    His role in The Frankenstein Chronicles always made me chuckle.

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    He gets murdered in a period fantasy setting, but they do him the honor of bringing him back to life.

  • Jolteon
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    33 months ago

    There’s almost certainly already fluffy fanfic about that.

  • @DogWater
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    33 months ago

    What was that weird movie where he leads a small troop of guys into a small town and gets suspicious of the people there and then they draw and quarter him? Because that was honestly even more brutal.

  • @[email protected]
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    23 months ago

    Sharpe always seemed to be having much more fun than anyone around him, but that was Napoleanic era.

  • @Baccata
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    23 months ago

    Black Death, anyone ?