Chicken costume. I assume this is some kind of daft punk thing so after making enough money I can pass the sut down to someone else.

Money and anonymity.

I’d train snails in an amazing office. Being a rockstar is WAY too peopley.

How’s the pay?

Snail trainers sounds like too good of a deal, unless the pay gap is huge.

Do I get to have the costume made to order? If so, that’s a no brainer. Get some decent cooling going, and magically gain musical ability as well as a fan base? Hell yeah.

But, if I can’t have a costume that won’t kill me via heat, that’s a hard pass. Snails are cool.

What do I train snails to do? They can already moonwalk, they ought to train me.

Rockstar, the whole band could have different animal costumes! Drumming in a chicken costume would be hot, but they make fursuit cooling fans, I’d be fine.

This question is hard for me in the exact opposite way to what was probably intended. I’d rather have an office job than be a rockster, but if I was one I would want to be the comedic kind. Edit: And apparently I’m not alone.

Snail trainer also sounds cool, although I imagine in practice it would be very menial.

Snail trainer. The little slimy dudes aren’t so bad as to be a downside on par with being a musical clown.

Chicken costume rockstar, every time. Have you seen Mac Sabbath? There’s a lot of untapped potential here. Heck, team up with Buckethead and get a KFC theme going.

Snail trainer sounds like it pays shit. A corner office with a view could mean I’m in the back corner of a strip mall between a crystal shop and the screenprinter used solely by the local school district with a view of the dumpster.

Chicken Rockstar sounds like the better choice even if the stage is at a “Cluck-ie Cheese”