To take your question slightly more seriously: Victoria’s Secret is a brand that mostly exists for men to ogle the female models.
So… Calvin Klein, maybe? Not quite the same number of women ogling the male underwear models but, seems as close as we will get.
Calvin Klein was my answer, too.
no they make sexy clothes for people to actually wear too
victor’s secret
Bi men, for men.
For men, bi men.
4 men, bi men.
They need a fifth man. Let me check my calendar…
Victor’s unsolicited dick pics
Victor, you are a very unattractive man
Jah, no more dog food for Victor tonight…
These are the straightest answers I have ever seen. I expected better from Lemmy.
Here are two options for you:
It’s not a real Victoria’s Secret alternative unless it’s mass produced, expensive as fuck, made of tissue paper, and about two sizes too small
Otherwise it’s just sparkling secret
Holy shit the image that loads in on the first page… Glorious.
Oh my goodness, is that man’s house made out of stairs!
The fully body blue thingy?
Your goddamn right. Loud and proud, cheeks hanging out.
Yeah that is quite an image ngl
Your goddamn right.
The spelling mistake in the first word should stay: it turns the phrase into a statement about freedom.
The spelling mistake in the second word will not be noticed by very many people anyway.
Thankfully, the third word has no spelling mistakes. That’s one for three!
Go away.
Thank you fellow queer
My wife approves.
thanks, you’ve given little gay me something to ogle at
Dudes can shop at Victoria Secret. It’s okay.
I wish. Nothing even comes close to fitting me.
They have a fat section now
Do they have a 198cm section too?
He said ‘fat’ already.
Lol. No that’s my height.
Happy Cake Day!
Thanks!
It’s obviously Under Armour, has the same kinda historical pun to it when you don’t think about it too deep. I’m assuming Victoria Secret is accentuating femininity while under armour promotes masculinity.
Meundies male line is basically, what if we took the soft stretchy fabric used exclusively in women’s clothing but cut it it to fit the outie genital people.
I love my meundies. My favorite underwear
I was genuinely confused by this question. I was thinking Victoria’s Secret IS the men’s version lol
Bad Dragon
I need you to know, you may have just unlocked a new fetish for me. 😳
was about to comment that. glad someone beat me to it.
Not an answer I was expecting, but one I’m glad to see
Victor’s Clandestine Closet
Home Depot
Harbor freight
Cabellas
I was going to say Orvis, but yeah.
Ace Hardware?
NAPA Auto Parts
Yeah, that link’s gonna stay unclicked for me.
Coward!
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Smuggle budgies for your partner, haha.
There’s literally a guy in a Borat mankini, with a fake mustache, bushy wig, and sunglasses to complete the look.
He looks like one of those cheap Halloween store costumes.
LoL, that was a good one, for sure. Would def. get a laugh, which is most of the way there.
Didn’t Borat wear one of these? Edit: yes, just realized it’s part of the hyperlink, lol.
I tried some of the links from that page, and only got Amazon ‘page not found’.
Sorry to hear that! I didn’t get that far in my research.
We’re doing a Happy Hour Lingerie Party next week, so I was curious. Tho’ I only use amzn for price checking, so I was annoyed 1. that they all appeared to be amzn links, AND 2. all the ones I tried were broken.
