• @ummthatguy
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    183 months ago

    This one dispenses sound financial advice.

    • teft
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      123 months ago

      Ah yes, the Orb of Fiduciary Responsibility. That’s a powerful orb experience.

      • IninewCrow
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        63 months ago

        We had one on earth about 50 years ago in the mid 1900s … someone dropped it on the floor, broke the glass and all the water came out and it hasn’t worked since then.

  • @Etterra
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    123 months ago

    Bajorans: We got orbs!

    Humans: Cool, cool, I like the glittery part. Hey, quick question. Why aren’t they spheres?

    Vulcans: A surprisingly reasonable question; orbs are typically three-dimensional spherical objects.

    Andorians: Oh yeah that’s cool, but not as cool as us, amirite?

    Tellarites: That’s no orb - it’s hourglass shaped!

    Klingons: I have heard that these “orbs” are powerful! But I shall not test it. There is no honor in battle against priests.

    Ferengi: Huh. Weird. I don’t think it’s actually valuable. What was the name of this thing again?

    Romulans: I feel like it’s looking at me. Is it watching me? What does it know!? Get me away from it at once!

    Borg: We are the Bor - ZAP!

    Major Kira: What the hell are you all doing standing here cluttering the doorway of the temple? Don’t you have something better to do? Go on, get! Shoo! Move it! And somebody find out where this damn drone came from! “Why aren’t they spheres?” The nerve of some people!

  • @edgemaster72
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    113 months ago

    Oddly I’m only seeing posts about posts about orbs, I guess the communities I’m in just aren’t with it