• SatansMaggotyCumFart
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    342 months ago

    You can get blood clots in your legs doing this.

    You should get up and walk around every 15 minutes.

    • @Harvey656
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      542 months ago

      Are you telling me to walk around during my shit?

      • @Boddhisatva
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        442 months ago

        If you spend more than 15 minutes shitting, you should maybe add some fiber in your diet.

        • @[email protected]
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          Could be IBS or IBD too – assuming you’re getting enough fiber (which may or may not be true) with IBS adding more fiber does fuck-all (although probably won’t hurt), and with IBD actually often makes things worse

          edit: added note about needing enough fiber in the first place

          • @Boddhisatva
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            52 months ago

            I’ve got IBS-C and I’m one unhappy guy if I don’t get enough fiber for a meal or two.

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              Oh yeah this is all of course assuming that someone’s getting enough fiber already – lots of people don’t. Especially US diets are often pretty fiber poor compared to eg. most parts of Europe

            • peopleproblems
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              42 months ago

              Really?

              Fiber just gives me gas which makes the C much more painful. Although I’ve been on the Wegovy diet for a while now, and constipation is far less frequent when you can only physically consume 200 calories of food

          • @dohpaz42
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            32 months ago

            Would drinking a little amount of magnesium help?

              • @dohpaz42
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                22 months ago

                Taking extraordinarily long shits. It’s used as a laxative.

                • @[email protected]
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                  Oh it’s very often not constipation that causes those long shits when you have IBS or IBD, and a laxative is the last thing you’d want. Both do potentially cause constipation, but there’s better laxatives than magnesium – although apparently specifically with IBD magnesium might help with symptoms but we’re not talking laxative doses

        • bruhduh
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          52 months ago

          How do i eat carbon fiber tho?

        • IninewCrow
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          212 months ago

          It’s nice to know that I live in a time where Satan’s maggoty cum fart is trying to save people’s lives.

          • @PunnyName
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            Wasn’t there a subreddit back in the day with this exact thing in mind? Crazy “offensive” name, with a wholesome comment…

  • @hperrin
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    132 months ago

    I’ve started reading a book instead, and I’ll usually get through maybe ten pages, then come to the end of the chapter, and it’s a natural place to stop. Helps me avoid sitting there for too long browsing dank memes (pronounced may-mays).

    • bruhduh
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      32 months ago

      I did 3 hours straight, how much you are?

  • @Sam_Bass
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    42 months ago

    Same when you get out of your car after an hour drive