Fool of a Took!
Tool of a Fook!
What the fook.
I fook the tool
Failed.
Should be
Because I’m a fool of a Took
Well… I wouldn’t be a fool of a Took if I did everything right would I?
Sometimes you ponder the orb… and sometimes someone ponders back.
That some kinda Shire thing?
It helps if you go heavy on the pipe-weed.
If Wormtongue didn’t want me to have the orb, then why did he throw it at me? Everyone knows that orbs are free if you find them on the ground, Gandalf is just jealous the ents like me more and I have all the good leaf.
To be fair, he did manage to mind read Sauron without revealing anything back, so Pippin does seem to have quite a lot of orb pondering talent.
. . . only bc he doesn’t know anything important
Ponderer of a Took!
Not the same, but I’m an idiot to. So we are da same. Checkmasterbait ableists!
