• @Illuminostro
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    221 month ago

    “I love watching you sleep.”

    “How did you climb that tree?!”

    “Shhh, nighty night.”

    • @BoxOfFeet
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      81 month ago

      So, I actually had something like that happen once. In college, I had a terrible roommate that would always stumble back to our dorm drunk and never lock the door. Well, one Saturday I woke up to a guy in a bathrobe and a cup of coffee staring at me. He said “Oh, I’m sorry. I didn’t mean to wake you. Sometimes I like to come in and watch you sleep, it’s so peaceful.”

      This is perhaps the weirdest thing that guy has done as far as I know, other than when I ran into him at Meijer late at night one time. He had a big stack of CDs in his arms, and he just said “you can never have enough bagpipe music!”

      • @[email protected]
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        51 month ago

        I realize that the dude was probably just regular deeply weird, and you just encountered it briefly.

        But a part of me wants to believe in a world where that guy still tells this exact story, as the only two weird things they ever did, and you just happened to be there for both.

        • @BoxOfFeet
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          31 month ago

          That would be hilarious. I just only catch him in the strangest, most embarrassing predicaments of his life. He could just be a perfectly normal guy, but maybe I’ll run into him again in five years when he’s on the side of the road for some necessary reason in a donkey costume covered in ketchup and lube and he’s just like “It’s not what it looks like, I swear!!”

  • Diplomjodler
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    211 month ago

    People who would do that sort of thing, never look like that.

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      1 month ago

      Oh it’s still plenty creepy.

      Notice the dead animal she’s sitting on, and the notoriously poisonous oleanders behind her. Not to mention the blue sandals.