• @MrJameGumb
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    484 months ago

    That website was so awful I had to look up the story from another source lol

    Her “bag of drugs” contained:

    3.25 grams of cocaine 1.75 grams of crack cocaine 1 gram of crystal meth 1.5 pills of hydromorphone 2 pills of amphetamine 4.5 pills of alprazolam metal spoon 4 glass pipes with residue plastic baggies with white residue full needle 2 straws

    • @[email protected]
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      234 months ago

      Fuuuuuun. I’ve always wanted a collection of drugs. That scene in Fear & Loathing always had me jealous.

      • downpunxx
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        74 months ago

        It is fun, right up until you get locked on stuck. Do that enough times, and it becomes increasingly unfun.

        • @[email protected]
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          4 months ago

          I’ve came back to this comment like 5 times since you replied and I still can’t figure out what ‘stuck’ is supposed to mean. lmao It’s breakin’ my brain

    • @Mango
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      134 months ago

      I applaud her responsible labeling and commitment to diversity!

    • @[email protected]
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      114 months ago

      “…once you get locked into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can.”

    • Cadeillac
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      104 months ago

      Have you spent 93 days at the bottom of the Atlantic? It is life changing

        • Cadeillac
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          24 months ago

          Almost like some sort of fountain of youth

      • @SkybreakerEngineer
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        34 months ago

        Yes, chronic sleep deprivation from your Chief yelling at you is often life changing, but at least you get to hug a torpedo

      • @AnUnusualRelic
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        24 months ago

        It’s the hydration that makes all the difference. I think.

  • KingJalopy
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    204 months ago

    I had a band in the 90s named after a guy we called punker Mike. He always came to our practices with a bag of various drugs. He called it his trailmix. We named that band, Mike’s Trailmix.

    Good times. I think. Can’t really remember.

    • @Zachariah
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      94 months ago

      Good times. I think. Can’t really remember.

      That’s how you can tell they were.

      • @MotoAsh
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        34 months ago

        I mean… even without drugs, “time flies when you’re having fun” is an expression for a reason.

  • @TommySoda
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    84 months ago

    Does she keep her money in a big bag with a dollar sign on it?

    • @Madison420
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      24 months ago

      Don’t do that or you have to pay Gene Simmons and no that isn’t a joke, he copyrighted the cartoon bag of money.

  • SatansMaggotyCumFart
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    54 months ago

    Man I hate when I lose my bag of drugs in my pile of random drugless bags.

    This life pro tip is going to save me so much time to do more drugs!

  • @[email protected]
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    44 months ago

    A lot of drug users have poor organizational skills. Maybe this one is self medicating for ocd?