• teft
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    3 months ago

    This guy should try out for the US secret service. I hear they need some agents with situational awareness.

    • @Sterile_Technique
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      323 months ago

      In their defense, if I was responsible for Trump’s security and I saw a rooftop random with a rifle… uh… no I didn’t.

      • Echo Dot
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        73 months ago

        The trouble is all the people saying that they saw a gun are Trump supporters and their grasp of reality is not exactly concrete is it?

        I kind of believe they did see a shooter and then yelled incoherently about it and because no one understands anything they said just sort of ignored them.

  • @Trual
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    973 months ago

    I think it’s neat he doesn’t hurt the people, only separates

      • @z00s
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        That would really piss me off, people constantly trying to touch me like that.

        It’s so weird how strong the para-social effect is; it’s almost like they think they own him in some way. Ugh. Can totally see how he needs a bodyguard for shit like that.

    • s08nlql9
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      183 months ago

      Yeah cool but a single edited video is not enough to prove that.

      • @[email protected]
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        323 months ago

        You’re right but also, this edit shows that at least a number of times he doesn’t hurt them. At the very least we know that he does some thinking on how to handle certain situations, especially because a couple of these I 100 percent expected him to tackle people to the ground and instead he just holds them away. Pleasantly surprised.

        • @9point6
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          23 months ago

          If Messi’s bodyguard was regularly roughing up fans, you’d have read about it

          • @[email protected]
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            13 months ago

            Yep and I think one of the ones in the video was another player maybe? Would be bad if he roughed up another million dollar player too.

            I love that Messi trusts the bodyguard so much that he doesn’t even flinch at stuff, he knows his boy has him covered.

    • @moistclump
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      63 months ago

      I need a boundary setter to walk around with me and set good boundaries with the people I interact with.

  • @[email protected]
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    I would last maybe an hour in that job before I got distracted by a leaf or had a panic attack.

    • @VelvetStorm
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      313 months ago

      Ya but he is using proper escalation of force as taught by the “Use of force continuum” which is what law enforcement is taught and should follow but they are all little hitlers so they don’t.

      • @GroundedGator
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        13 months ago

        I assume they are only given a short lecture with a low bar quiz. The rest of the 21 weeks is spent in gym class and training in weapons.

        ACAB

  • @ObsidianZed
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    373 months ago

    A literal body guard, a de-handler if you will.

  • Jo Miran
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    353 months ago

    Good to see someone that is aware enough to know when to be gentle and when to be a beast.

  • @TriPolarBearz
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    233 months ago

    Fan: Touch tha Messi

    Bodyguard: Nope. No touchy tha Messi

  • @brucethemoose
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    223 months ago

    Some people are good at their job, then there’s this.

      • Prestron
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        83 months ago

        Weird Al’s body guard is even worse at his job. Even worse as in Weird Al’s Even Worse.